Finally, Elf.
After at least a month of not seeing Elf at all, and maybe up to three months without seeing him privately just us two, I finally got the chance last night. It was very nice and a welcome return to something that always gave me a great deal of happiness. Labels: Elf, movies, nakedness, personal
His hair is shorter. Much shorter. Only just a bit past ear-length. When not straight-ironed, he looks much like a Wild Child or something. I like it quite a bit. Of course, I do wonder why he cut it since there is no mistaking him for a boy at this point. Hmmm.
We watched several shorts and one movie. The shorts were little horror bits from Stephen King, Romero, and the guy who created Beetlejuice. They all pretty much sucked which was the point of our watching them.
Also in the mix was a Canadian instructional video about the dangers of your colon. Oh very deliciously disgusting and truly inspired badness.
Finally, the original I Am Legend was watched in a movie called The World, The Flesh, and The Devil. I'm sure it was wonderful at the time, but of course, now just turns out to be in need of a good editor and a more interesting ending.
As for my evening with Elf. It couldn't have been any better really. We ate, we laughed, and I gave him a Ibiza rave worthy back rubs. Yes. Elf's body is still completely crave-able.
But don't worry, long time fans of my site. I took all of this as a refresher in my heart, soul, and mind, rather than an excuse to spiral into further depths of dispair, depression, and all of that.
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