Another attempt.
Today I started my second real actual attempt to quit smoking. Not like the non-serious non-attempt I didn't even try making even though I said I would on Valentine's Day. Labels: Fang, health news, personal, work
As you may recall, my first real actual attempt started on my birthday last year. So I was successful from Oct 9th to December 23rd. Not bad, but not great.
I really do want to quit. I really feel my health pretty miserable on a very frequent basis. And considering I'm now doing two trucks a week at work, I really could stand to have some lung capacity.
Besides, maybe the next time I see Fang and Nemo they'll make out with me again. I've long said I could really use a reward system. Hehehe.
So here I start a real quit again. I'm not really asking for praise or support or critical comments. Just putting it out there that it's something I am doing.
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Pretty Boy Poll results and new question!
Hiya Paul... Oh and everyone else. It's time to close out the last VERY successful and fun poll that asked not just one question, but like lots of them. The last poll was based on the quiz over on semeuke.com. I asked you to go check it out, and report back your results. Here they are! Labels: pretty boy poll
First up are the semes!
5% of you are SADISTIC SEMES. Ruthless bastards.
6% of you are ROMANTIC SEMES. Touching.
8% of you are OPPORTUNISTIC SEMES. Very sneaky, you.
8% of you are DON'T FUCK WITH ME SEMES. Okay! I won't!
15% of you are CHIBI SEMES. Adorable and capable. Love it.
That makes 42% of you are seme.
Now here come the ukes!
3% of you are DRAMATIC UKES. Thank *god* that's a low number.
5% of you are FLAMING UKES. I got this result and I'm still frustrated by it.
12% of you are BADASS UKES. Rock out with your cock out, I say.
15% of you are CLUELESS UKES. Could one of you pick up my pen I just dropped?
20% of you are INNOCENT UKES. Does this, like, mean, unexperienced. Ooooh.
That makes 58% of you ukes.
Just like most cities apparently, pixiesticks and shotalicious have more bottoms than tops. While we settle that little problem, a new Pretty Boy Poll will be up shortly.
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Go Speed Go!!
Speed Racer is a hyper-active love letter to anime fans. Others will have to sit down, shut up, and enjoy the ride, or get the hell out of the way.
Much as the final two episodes of the Matrix trilogy had severe and vicious detractors, people have been and will try and decimate this fantastic feature length live-action version of the classic anime.
What bursts off the screen isn't just mind-blowingly amazing special effect wizardry, but rather a successful attempt at moving the genre forward while faithfully keeping some stereotypical elements firmly on the ground.
Yes, the acting is stilted and deliberately so.
Yes, humorous sidekicks Spritle and Chim-Chim are oft lame-brain.
And yes, that really is a mighty frightening mustache John Goodman is sporting.
But don't lose focus on the bigger picture.
And what a dazzling, outrageously ambitious picture it is.
Go Speed Go, indeed.
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Stimulate my ecomomy as well as yourself!
"Later, Skater" my new novel is the perfect thing to use some of your economic stimulus package money on. Why? Because not only will you be helping ME out, you'll be assured to enjoy some stimulation of your own. Labels: later skater
Here's an excerpt of one of the steamy scenes.
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"It hurts, right?" I asked even though I knew it had to at least a little.
"Not much. It is not too big." He licked his lips, which made me want to kiss him. So I did. But I licked his lips too before I pressed mine to his. It was hot. And then I opened my mouth to let his tongue slip through. After kissing for a while, he took his hand off my dick and told me to turn over.
I was nervous, Ollie.
I didn't need to be though. Skittles was very good. He put his hands on my bottom and parted the flesh. I couldn't believe it, but he licked my ass! It tickled and then felt good, and he told me to relax. How could I not? I sighed and felt like my back wanted to arch upward on its own.
After doing that for a while, he moved to sit on his knees between my legs and then told me to stay relaxed. I was so relaxed I didn't feel the weight on my wrist from the cast. Of course, after he jerked himself off a little and then put his hard penis up against me, I started to tense up again.
"Relax, KK. It hurts and then it feels good, okay?"
"Promise?" It was my turn to sound shy I guess.
Skittles giggled at me and then told me that he promised. He lowered his body down on me and then he rose back up. With his knees he kind of shoved my legs apart more.
It took two more times of him rising up and then coming back down before I felt the penetration back there. He found the opening and pushed himself inside. I held my breath but then remembered I was supposed to be relaxing. Even then, I still tensed my arm muscles, which actually turned out to be good because after he pulled back and then pushed harder and deeper we would have moved up the bed if I didn't brace myself.
"Is it okay, KK?" Skittles breath was hot in my ear when he whispered to me. I thought it was the most beautiful thing in the world since seeing him on his hands and knees naked in the plastic baptism tub.
"It's good. I'm alright." And I was, Ollie.
"Okay. I'll do it more then." His accent still sometimes made me want to giggle, but this time I held back and just craned my neck more so that I could kiss him. It wasn't easy in this position. I was lying on my stomach and Skittles was lying on my back! But we got it and were kissing while he started to have sex with me.
When I didn't have my eyes closed, I could see his ass go up and down which I thought was really cute. I tried to rise up a little when he pushed down, but I didn't really have to. He was getting very hard inside of me, I could tell. He had to stop kissing to breathe hard. I put my head down to the pillow and grabbed the sheets tighter as I felt him coming close to orgasm.
I knew he would be quiet, which was good, because even though I know Mom knows we're boyfriends, I don't think we should be screaming out each other's names during sex like we were porno stars. Okay! Bad joke since Skittles kind of is one. It's only funny now, Ollie, because everything has changed.
And changed for the better.
What is better than having your boyfriend cuddled up so close to you that he's inside of you in the heat of sex? Maybe we are too young, but this is the way we are now, and I could not be happier that we survived all that happened to us.
So I definitely meant it when I whispered to him, "I love you, Skittles. I love you so much, my beautiful boyfriend Mishka."
He was still writhing on top of me, even after the throbs of heat inside had stopped. I reached back with the hand that didn't have the cast. Ha! Ha! And caressed his lower back and bare bottom. It was sweaty and he quivered at my touch.
After a minute or two, he inhaled and exhaled very deeply. I was going to ask him if anything was wrong, but he finally said to me, "I love you, Kalki." It was hard for him to get my name pronounced right. That's why he changed it to KK, of course. He added something very sweet after that, "Not a ghost. An angel."
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KIDS Fundcast - Episode 8
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Iron Man blasts to 100+ million opening.
In a feat that's incredible in every sense of the word, Iron Man blew up the box office this weekend in the debut of the Summer Blockbuster season. Opening at 8pm on Thursday and never letting up, the Robert Downey Jr (REALLY?) flick pulled in an estimated $104.25 million dollars. Labels: movies
Made of Honor, another newcomer this weekend, was in 2nd place with 15.5 million. Obviously a hueg like X-BOX difference between the top two slots.
Baby Mama dropped to third with an additional 10.3 million, bringing its two week total to 32.3 million.
The latest Apatow flick, Forgetting Sarah Marshall narrowly beat out the fifth place film Harold and Kumar 2. Marshall won 6.1 million while the stoner flick that also features Neal Patrick Harris obtained another 6 million. Their totals now stand at 44.8 and 25.2 million respectively.
Harold and Kumar and The Forbidden Kingdom saw terrible drops as their audiences were catered directly to by the juggernaut comic book film Iron Man.
In its 3rd weekend, Jet Li and Jackie Chan earned 4.2 million for sixth place and currently has 45.1 million in the bank.
In seventh, the children's flick Nim's Island, gained another 2.7 million. It's total stands at 42.5 million after five weeks.
The Prom Night remake, 21, and 88 minutes rounded out the top 10.
When it came to independent flicks like Son of Rambow, well things didn't go so well for the kid friendly Brit film. With only 5 screens though, it's unsure if this is going to be the trend for the platforming release. It earned 52k. I really hope it gets a shot to play in more arenas, but considering the onslaught of big flicks coming up, I worry about it's chances.
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Update: "Later, Skater" second preview copy.
I got my second preview copy of my new novel, "Later, Skater" today. It had the correct formatting on the inside with the larger, normal font size. So that means the book REALLY REALLY is ready to be purchased. Labels: later skater
So if you were waiting for me to tell you that everything is all well and good from the last preview copy, then I'm telling you that now!
Go and get yourself a copy of my new book! It features a really important tale of a boy who is sent to a religious institution that tries to change people's sexuality. There he meets the boy of his dreams and together they have to try to find a way to either cope or escape from the horrors of the place.
You can see a small preview as well as place your orders HERE!
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Dad accidently buys shota an alcoholic lemonade
Shit rediculously hits fan.
ANN ARBOR, Mich. -- An Ann Arbor couple's 7-year-old son ended up in foster care over Mike's Hard Lemonade. Labels: alcohol, crime drama, shota
Christopher Ratte, 47, a professor at University of Michigan, claims he accidentally gave his son, Leo, some of the alcoholic beverage at Comerica Park a few weeks ago. He said he didn't even know the alcoholic lemonade existed.
"I got a beer for myself and asked Leo if he wanted a lemonade because there is a sign that said, 'Mike's Lemonade,'" said Ratte.
He said he bought his son the drink at the beginning of the Tigers game and it wasn't until the ninth inning when a security guard noticed the bottle in Leo's hand.
The security guard asked Ratte if he knew it contained alcohol. He said he didn't and when he went to grab the bottle out of the child's hand, the security guard grabbed it first.
"It's just the simple fact that I didn’t know this brand and didn’t suspect some of the lemonade sold in ballparks are alcoholic."
A short time later, Ratte was being questioned by Detroit police at Children's Hospital, where the child was taken by ambulance.
The child said he was feeling a little nauseated, but showed no other symptoms of being intoxicated.
The security guard said the boy drank about 12 ounces of the hard lemonade, which is about 5 percent alcohol.
However, the child's bloodwork detected no trace of alcohol.
The child remained in foster care for two days before his mother, Claire Zimmerman, a U-M architecture professor, was able to take their son home as long as the father relocated to a hotel.
It was two more weeks before the father could move back home. The last hearing closed the case.
Ratte and his wife have filed a formal complaint with the Child Protective Services ombudsman's office stating they thought the treatment was excessive.
"Fine this guy bought this drink for his son. We need to look into it, but we don't need to take the most extreme measures," Ratte said in reference to Child Protective Services.
Ratte has apologized for his mistake.
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